so what do you do in Texas when it's broken 100?

Kyli does this:

Since the goddess doesn't let me, I turn to this Brazilian drink:

1/2 a very ripe pineapple, diced
1 very ripe mango, peeled
4 -6 Tbsp sugar
2 cups ice
400 ml of Cachaca

Dump everything in the blender. Blend until smooth. Drink as needed. Stores well. (As Noah says nothing is going to grow it that!)